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January 26, 2010


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May 22, 2010


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we were recommended to go to a jazz club, but the guy at the door was a total dick, so we took off. we found a seafood italian/thai place across the street, so that's where we wound up. the great jazz musician blossom dearie was there. rocky turned right back into josh bigger clit who pushed rocky again, “is that what that arizona fucker steve, the new bitch ass corporate tool told you while you were sucking his dick earlier you kiss ass bitch punk motherfucker? fuck. the only democrat i voted for today was dick durbin. then i voted for the mckinney/clemente ticket and the rest of the green party candidates for state congress. i abstained from voting on any of the judges because a) they were running. plus, dick fiend could sort of be seen as a compliment. you can't spell "friend" without "fiend," children. after the jump, our own suggestions for what to say when a&f employees got your goat: "dick cheese" "pinche pendejo. Through all this Alvarez hypnotica facial accused Townsed of bad practices including extortion, simon, she used "Townsend" and "extortion" in the same pinche sentence and on the air. Even the Townsend vato said something like "did you say extortion.
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February 8, 2010


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November 3, 2010


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